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angelica-aswald:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

ophelia-tagloff:

kgm42986 tagged me in 5 Selfies that make me feel beautiful. It was harder than I thought!!! I wanted to give a variety so:

1. I am holding a sock. My then 4 year old said mama…. Hold this sock and take a picture to send to Grandma. This is the kind of stuff we do.

2. Minutes after I ran my first 5k.

3. Easter Sunday, I was entertaining and making a big ass ham.

4. On my way to a work conference.

5. Because I was having a really good skin day, plus boobs were especially perky.


Tagging jarrigoni
but-glorieux harpo7879 ohhiddles-myhiddles shanigrrl winchester87

JIMINY CRICKET, you’re gorgeous, love!!! :D

BABE!!!

you’re very beautiful 


aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again


theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.


bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.




(Source: slugbooks)


So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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some of the best from @AnselElgort (insp.)

(Source: liamdunbaur)




sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(Source: effington)


ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken




directiontoperfecti0n:

#JULIE ANDREWS IS HAVING NONE OF YOUR SHIT TODAY


pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.




(Source: karengillandaily)




nelliwolfram:

Cutie and the Beast

The last one is my favorite <3 


townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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Narnia! It’s all in the wardrobe just like I told you!

(Source: brucebannur)